Review – Forrest Becomes a Racist

Review – Forrest Becomes a Racist

– OOH, OUR NEXT REVIEW CAME TO US IN AN EMAIL… – MM-HMM. – FROM “TOOMUCHTANYA2000,” OH, IN MADISON, WISCONSIN. – RACISM–A DISLIKE OF OTHERS JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE DIFFERENT. WELL, I GUESS I’M GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE MY OUTLOOK AND BECOME… A RACIST. FOR YOU, MY BLACK FRIEND. BEFORE I EMBARKED ON MY JOURNEY OF […]

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Review – Eating 30 Pancakes

Review – Eating 30 Pancakes

THE IDEA OF EATING TWICE THE NUMBER OF PANCAKES THAT LAID ME SO LOW LAST TIME SHOULD HAVE FILLED ME WITH A SENSE OF DREAD OR FEAR, BUT I FELT NOTHING. I GREETED THE PROSPECT OF ALL THIS PAN-FRIED DOUGH WITH ONLY A VAST, EMPTY NUMBNESS. – HEY, IT’S MR. PANCAKES! – BRING ME TEN […]

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Judging James Corden Cakes w/ ‘Nailed It’ Star Nicole Byer & Michael Douglas

NOW NICOLE, WE ARE SO HAPPY ARE YOU HERE, ALL OF OUR STAFF OF THE “LATE, LATE SHOW” ARE HUGE FANS OF “NAILED IT” RIGHT, WE LOVE THE SHOW. SO EARLIER TODAY THREE STAFFERS HERE COMPETED TO SEE WHO COULD REPLICATE A CAKE MADE BY PROFESSIONAL BAKERS. LET’S SEE THE PROFESSIONAL CAKE.>>OH WOW. (APPLAUSE).>>James: WOW. […]

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HOW TO CAKE YOUR FACE LIKE A HOE: NAKED IN MYKONOS EDITION

I’m sure you guys can tell by looking at the title. This video has already been demonetised before it was even fucking uploaded So that brings me to my next very quick point before we get into the video Today’s video is sponsored by a super awesome app called bricks and balls, ironically bricks and […]

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Jake Gyllenhaal Responds To Amy Schumer’s Cake Thievery

Jake Gyllenhaal Responds To Amy Schumer’s Cake Thievery

AS AN ACTOR, AND AS I SAID, A REAL ACTOR, DOES EVERYBODY IN HOLLYWOOD KNOW EACH OTHER. I DON’T LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD. I HAVE ALWAYS LIVED IN NEW YORK, YOU KNOW– ( KNOCKS ON DESK ) ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ I LOVE IT OUT THERE. I LOVE IT. LOVELY PLACE. […]

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Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the […]

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Review – Eating 15 Pancakes

Review – Eating 15 Pancakes

I’M FORREST MACNEIL, AND AS ALWAYS, I WILL REVIEW ANY EXPERIENCE YOU WANT ME TO, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS. – YOU READY, FORREST? – YES, I AM. – OKAY. THIS COMES FROM NICK IN SYOSSET, NEW YORK. – AHA. – HEY, FORREST. SO, ON THE BACK OF THIS BOX OF PANCAKE MIX, THEY TELL […]

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