Markiplier Makes: Pancakes

Markiplier Makes: Pancakes


Mark: Ethan get your ass in here. Ethan: My ass? Mark: Smack that ass for the thing. Ready? *smacks* Ethan: Haha *Mark smacks again* Ethan: Wow. *another smack* O U C H Mark: Once upon a time Mark: In an old English country… Mark: …of Scottsdale, Arizona Mark: There was a man who dreamed a dream Mark: To take the previously made invention of pancakes Mark: and turn it into something incredibly new and interesting and zesty Mark: He made Mickey Mouse which wasn’t to be invented for another 400 years Mark: Into a pancake shape Mark: And with that he created a new era Mark: of pancake consumption, which was Mark: a time-honored tradition among the Pagans of Eastern Europe Mark: So from then on, we decided that it was time for us Mark: To revive this lost art of pancake art Mark: …but I can’t do it alone. Mark: I need my friends Mark: or Mark: whatever is nearest and will do to substitute friends Mark: Tyler ‘The Apocalypse’ Scheid *aggressive spatula smack on table* Mark: Known for his devastating flipping capabilities Mark: If he were to flip at 100% capacity Mark: he would annihilate the entire universe Mark: …and cause untold destruction across the land Mark: He was known once Mark: to flip SO hard Mark: it cracked the very crust of the ocean causing Mark: untold destruction! Mark: You remember Noah’s Flood? Mark: PFFTT Mark: More like Tyler’s fist Mark: And ALSO! Mark: Ethan ‘The Crust’ Nestor Mark: If you were to even question anybody Mark: Who has the greatest, crispiest, goldenest crust Mark: IN THE WORLD Mark: It would be Ethan Mark: There is no telling to how good that crust could be Mark: Contents of the pancakes aside, it might be bad, Mark: The crust, the flakiness, the bitterness Mark: the crispiness. Cannot be beaten on any scale *Mwah * Mark: And you may be wondering who I am Mark: among these TITANS of pancake! Mark: Well… Mark: I can’t believe you don’t recognize me Mark: Maybe not with this face *proceeds to rip off face* Mark: It’s me, Markiplier Mark: Mark… Mar- Mark, ‘Mr. Butterworth’ Fischbach Mark: Oh yes, it’s true. Mark: If you were wondering what made *laughs* Syrup so thick and juicy, Mark: It was all 100% me baby *barely contained snickers* Mark: From *all laugh anyways * Tyler: *laughing* How do you not not laugh? Mark: Do you know why there’s a national recycling program for these? Mark: Cause they sent it to my house for refilling. *laughter* Mark: Yet covering every single pancake out there in existence Mark: it’s 100% Mark: me. *Tyler and Ethan laughing* Mark: so let’s get started with this trio of perfection how can things go wrong ONLY WHEN WE’RE PITTED *bang* AGAINST *bang* EACH OTHER Mark: In Mortal Kombat Mark: Yes *slam* each in our own right legendary among the pancake professionados Mark: but we are here to bring this home to another level of pancake Mark: We’re gonna take your suggestions, Mark: and your suggestions alone, Mark: to make the greatest, best, fantasticist Mark: mysticalest pancakes in existence Mark: And who-M-soever Chica: *WOOF* Mark: Makes- *silence* And WHOM-soever makes the greatest, best, most accurate pancake to your desires WINS So let’s get started SHALL WE? Shant we?!? Ethan: We shall *smack* Mark: We shall (2x) We’re going in RAW Un*giggle*protected We’re not using recipes! We’re not using measuring cups! We’ve been doing this for THOUSANDS of years WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH THESE INGREDIENTS HERE To make the best pancake possible And you may be wondering “Uh! Where’s the spoons?” *chuckle* *clattering of spatulas* *silence* These are mah spoons. *everyone repeating “spoon” over and over* Mark: These are my spoons! *everyone again repeating ‘spoon’ with a variety of poses* Mark: Each of us will have 3 minutes to make the best batter that we can. NO BUTTERMILK here unfortunately! Don’t know why no one’s wanting me to make buttermilk pancakes they don’t want me to *slam* WIIIN! Count it down! Kathryn (Off camera): 3 2 1 Go! *various pouring, spraying, and other kitchen noises* Mark: Usually as my dad would have done this he would have put this in the fridge overnight uhh you know to fully mix and you know rise a bit, but *high pitched voice* you know we’re goin without it! we’re going a little bit you know off the uhh off the farm TWO EGGS *Ethan very high pitched ‘Ha!”* more like… more like the ‘Incredulous’ *lots of banging* Scheid uhhh there we go whoaa sorry for oiling your pit there. Ethan: *odd accent* Ahh, it’s fine dude! Mark: *weird surfer accent* it’s fine, dude! I got oily pits for days dude! Alright so as you can see my opponents here unintelligibly went for two eggs?? uhh when *transitions into ‘Snotty Rich Kid’ / ‘Know It All’ accent* obviously you should only use one egg you don’t want to *ethan squeak* You don’t want too gluey a pancake the more pro-ein you have in there the more it’s gonna stick You want a fluffy pancake you gotta go light on the mix Markiplier is set to ‘Low’ and ‘Oh Fuck God Stop’ -those are my settings How’s the time? Kathryn: You have… 1:10 Mark: EASY Ethan: cha Mark *scottish accent*: We got this Mark *surfer accent*: Cha Cha Cha Ethan: We used to make pancakes in our sleep Mark: So you may be wondering “Oh this doesn’t seem so bad!” Oh, we’re going to be judged on taste, composition, and accuracy to the prompt. *normal voice* That’s how we’re going to be judged Ethan: *flirtatiously* May I taste your batter? Mark: No Ethan: One finger? Mark: Not at all *Stir stir stir* You can’t taste my batter on a boat, you can’t taste my batter on a moat! Tyler: Ethan! NO (Pfft… Good job) *Everyone laughs at Ethan* Mark: Oh no, too much shoog! Oh thats a good squeeze sugar *alarm* Alright! Spoons down ! SPOONS DOWN!! *ethan lightly screams* Tyler: Alright, I think I made the most batter! Mark: *”swedish/french/russian” accent* Yeah, that’s not the best batter… Tyler: It’s the very most! Mark: It’s about being quality over quam-nity. Tyler: Well you need to food color it! Mark: Yeah just like with YouTube it is not about quantity of videos, it’s about quality! *Ethan sound* That’s the Markiplier w- Tyler: Okay do we get to wash our hand now? Ethan and Mark: NO Mark: *accent* WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?! WITH YOUR STUPID HAT?! Ethan: What, have you never made pancake before?!? Mark: Have you never made pa- dooooooon’t you dare Mark: Put that the back in your bowl, bitch Batman: *Batman voice* Batman doesn’t take no crime Batman: Batman won’t take it- NOOOO Mark: Who’s ready for this? Ethan: I’m ready! Mark: So. We’regonna- BRING IN THE SQUEEEZE!! *silence* *accent* So, Tyler needs the girthiest boautles. We get, you know, conservative go-flow ocean bottles. Tyler: Are you sure I can’t go wash now? Mark: NO! You wipe! Oh, oh, a-wipe the big boy! Oh my god, that was, like, /exactly/ my dick *everyone giggles* So, we’ve also got fEUWd coloring For, uh, psh, stupidity Dunno why that’s there Pfft, whoever had that idea was a dum- BRING IN THE GRIDDDLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *silence* No, not you. Ethan: Oh- well- sorry Should we spray it down? Give it a good spritz? Mark: Spray yourself, you bitch. *Pam Spray being shook* Ethan: Should I spray it? Give it a good spritz? Mark: Yo- You ar- *wheeze* *laughing* Mark: We’re totally repeating? Mark: Yes Ethan, spray it! You are the crust after all, woah. This is why he’s a master! Oh my God, Jesus Christ
Tyler: That is so much
Ethan: *snifts* Aah Mark: This is why he’s the master. If you question the master, you get bit in the ass; that’s the deal. If you like getting bit in the ass, ask a lot of questions. If you don’t *whispers* then shut the fuck up. Alright, so what we need is we need your suggestions right now. Write in the comments right now! Tyler: No we have to color first
Ethan: Color?
Tyler: Color our batter. Mark: I’m not coloring until it gets on the griddle.
Ethan: mhm! Mark: Where’s my spatch!? Give me spatch. Here’s your spatch!
Ethan: Thank you Here’s my spatch
Ethan: *drops spatula* Shit that’s Tyler’s spatch *accent* Don’t toauch. Don’t touch his spaouch Ethan: Touch tip?
Mark: Touch tip Our ti- No! *Mark noise* forbidden lauve
Ethan: *quiet echo* forbidden lo- *kisses spatch* Aw fuck yeah! Oh fuck casual sex is great! 😀 Alright! It’s back on We’ve got our squeeze. We’ve got to squeeze real good If we don’t squeeze good we die! Ethan: Ready? Let’s do one squeeze together, ready? Mark: No Ethan: No? ok
Mark: You squeeze by yourself *sad Ethan squeeze* Back in 1824 there were 13 people in the s-small town of Salem, Oregon … they thought someone was a witch because they made a pancake art just in the exact representation… of Satan himself! *Ethan spits* yes sizzling with anticipation they- they cast the witch into the local lake. This… and- but as soon as she touched the water suddenly and the entire lake turned to syrup and *giggling* THIS is how the most famous witch of all, *laughs* Mrs. Butterworth, came into being…. *giggling again* alright lets go Kathryn: Courage the Cowardly Dog Mark: We’re just rolling into that *ethan noise* after that bullshit story?
Ethan: Yeah, we are. (Mark: No let’ssnot!) Bullshit story? that was a- guh… that was a Mark: That’s my wife!
Ethan: *mimics, laughing* That’s my wife! Mark: Let’s do this.
Ethan: Ready? Mark: Courage
Ethan: the Cowardly
Mark: By who?
Ethan: ee..uh… the former stinson Ethan & Mark: Ready, Ethan: set, g- bombs away! Mark: Bombs away! *sizzling* Tyler: Oh that’s not good. I really hope I remember what Courage the Cowardly Dog looked like Ethan: *laughing* He looked like a fucking dog
Tyler: He didn’t look like a “fucking dog” Ethan: What do you mean “He didn-?!”
Tyler: I watched the freaking show. Mark: He’s pretty much like a fucking dog if I’m not- If I’m If I’m to be mistaken here Tyler: Mine is corrupted! Mark: *imitating* Mine’s corrupted! *Ethan echoes “corrupted”* Someone has- has tainted my bottle! Mark: Fucking no! Ah, there we go.
Ethan: Oh noo your-your flip *strange accent* Flip executed perfectly! It’s ok Courage- SH!! SH! Sh! It’s ok now… Ethan: Live up to your name! Mark: Only dreams, no nighmaures *normal voice* Do doot doot do doot do! SHING! Mark: Mine’s done! Mark: d-dude you’ve gotten a crevice Ethan: I know Mark: What is THAT? What is THAT?!? Ethan: Ooh, time to flip! Mark: Whoo no, no *Through giggles* NOOOohahhahahaho!! Ethan: Courage, No!
Mark: COURAGE, NOOOO! Mark: As you can see- *Tyler laughs* Mark: That’s Kirby! *Ethan laughs* Mark: You made an actually decent Kirby! *Tyler and Ethan giggle* Mark: You made a surprisingly good Kirby! Ethan: Kirby the Cowardly Dog. Mark: *through giggles* WHAT IS THAT!? Ethan: IT’S COURAGE!
Mark: You didn’t- you didn’t- even make a pancake! Ethan: Yeah, I did! Ethan: It tastes great! Mark: So as you can see, *Ethan giggles* Mark: Courage, Mark: Courage, Mark: Kirby… *Mark giggles* Mark: Pretty good, huh!? Not so bad, not so bad Um, we’ll, uh, we’ll- we’ll- we’ll judge this later; that’s the initial first look; we’re gonna fill out our plate with multiple things Um, you’re just gonna have a pancake And good choice with Tyler “The Apocalypse” Scheid. He knows that Kirby is the most destructive force known to man, and in all video game world there’s no one more sinister and more devastating- than Kirby. Mark: Alright what is our next suggestion?
Amy: Squidward! Mark: Squadward. Tyler: That’s a really good Squidward look Mark: Thanks, we’ll see how it turns when I – if I can flip this thing I may need to borrow someone’s spatula Ethan: Y-your’s looks like a d-*unintelligible* *Mark laughs * Tyler: Mine is not- my stuff is not coming out of the freaking bottle! Mark: Woah, woah Ethan: Careful don’t go on top of mine! Mark: Oh shit- oh shit shit shit shit- Ethan: guh, Mark!
Mark: shit, sorry! (Ethan: God dammit) sorry, I’ve ruined yours… *Mark and Ethan giggles* Mark: Oh-ho-ho jeez
Tyler: *laughing* jesus It’s like you’re making an omelet. Just wait until it’s done!
Tyler: I told you his, his is too liquidy.
Mark: Oh my GOD! Oh yeah your’s is,
Ethan: There’s too much liquid!!
Mark: that’s your main problem, your batter is off. Mark: It looks like dog vomit… *Ethan laughs* Tyler: Your’s looks so good!
Mark: Thanks Ethan: Tyler, how’s mine look? *Mark laughs* Tyler: Like I just took a dump. Ethan: They are consistent.
Mark: They’re so consistent. Tyler: I had a hard time because my s-
my s-stuff isn’t coming out Mark: right, right, right, right.
Ethan: *laughing* Wait, Tyler, flip yours around Tyler: No!
Ethan: Just Squidward.
Mark: Oh, yeah if you flip ’em around it’s like the same thing! Ethan: Mine are consistent, and so are yours. Mark. And, uh, mine are Squidward and Courage the Cowardly Dog! Mark: Yeah
Ethan: So are mine.
M: So uh, yeah that was pretty good! Last one?
Tyler: I had no idea how to draw Squidward I’m bad from… memory Mark: Alright, what is the last chal-adge ?
Amy: Homer Simpson Mark: Homer Simpson?
Amy: Or any Simpson Nah do Homer
Amy: A Simpson
Ethan: *coughs* A s- a Simpson?
Amy: A Simpson! Marge?
Mark: I’ll do Homer
Ethan: Okay Ethan: *softly* Peaceful time, making pancakes with you guys.
Mark: It’s relaxing. Good change from our normal- *laughing* fucking insane things that we do I just want to take the time to say that I really love making videos with you guys, like, it’s, it’s some of the greatest joys of my week to be able to come together to watch you fail, and you succeed but in the wrong way. Ethan: I like how you’re using your finger to draw. Ethan: *genuinely* it’s really inspiring. Mark: You may fail, but you fail it in- in- in- in a wonderful way.
Ethan: Aw, thank you. Aah Ethan: *incredulously* Ch- you’re really good at making pancakes *Markigiggles* Mark: I love making pancakes.
One of the– One of the most cherished times uh, when I was growing up was, umm my dad made pancakes every single Sunday and he loved pancakes, he- he- it was like a cherished tradition of ours every Sunday morning we’d have pancakes and he would start preparing em on Saturday cuz he would have them sitting overnight in the uh- in the fridge so just kind of like cooking and getting ready, and they were just the best pancakes, I’ve never had any other pancake from any other place that was NEARLY as good as my dad’s pancakes. That’s Ethan’s, Mine
*Tyler burp* Pretty good alright, my first attempt at making art, I-I’ve never made pancake art before so Ty: I like how you didn’t use any color M: Yeah, well I mean that’s how, like traditional pancakes are usually done you have to use the amount of cook well that’s not bad I can definitely see it, you got thick outline goin here- Ethan: I think my issue was the batter than I made Mark: Yeah, your batter was shit Tyler: Well, it was- I was trying to fill it in and it’s hard when I don’t have the squeeze to fill it in Mark: I think you had the right amount of like baking soda because yours are thicker mine’s are a bit thin probably a lil bit chewy but uh Ethan: Mine are just right *Ethan and Mark giggle* Mark: Your’s are perfect the crust on your’s, WHOO so it comes down to this- there are three categories of judgment Number one, quality of the pancake itself, outside of art how does it taste, is it close to a pancake And number two how close is the art to the actual thing that was supposed to be Like if it’s Courage, Homer and Squidward, How *Markigiggles* close were they to the actual inspiration. And number three taste, how does it taste, which tastes the best, bar none, what tastes the best Okay? Make sense? And that’s how we’re going to need it but- we have impartial judgeeeeeeeees Kathryn and Amy: ♪Tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh♪ Tyler: Who’s tasting the pan-
Amy: You guys Tyler: no ’cause we’re, biased-
Amy: I’m not doing it! Mark: Wait no, there are three pancakes, one for each of us, we trade out which one of which, you can have Courage
Ethan: Mm-hm I’ll take your Courage
Ethan: You can have Squidward Mark: Thanks
Tyler: Ethan you trade with my
Ethan: Tyler Tyler: And Homer Ethan: Uh, wait sorry, uh no this one was Homer Mark:*laughing* Mark: And now this works out so we each got one of these we’ll start with artistic interpretation like which one do you guys think was closest to the art Tyler: Mark.
Ethan: Uh-
Tyler: This is Courage we’re starting with Courage Ethan: We’re starting with Courage?
Tyler: I-I’m voting, I’m voting Mark just based upon the plate, Mark: Yeah I-I really wish i could see Courage out of this one, but I just see Kirby. Ethan: *laughing* There’s a little Squidward in there, too! Mark: Ho my god, that’s an amazingly good Squidward in there! Oh man if this is Squidward, I would say like Squidward in the middle of the pink force but- no, I gotta give it to myself too, yeah Eeh, for Squidward! *Mark ponders the blackened mass before him as Ethan laughs at the mess he has created* Tyler: Obviously it’s between Mark and me, and Mark is definitely the winner Ethan: I don’t know about that
Mark: Yeah I don’t know about this man, have you seen it Ethan: I’ve got some color in there! Mark: Mmm- *laughing* smells like Squidward! *Mark and Ethan giggle* So, Homer Simpson *affirmative Ethan noise* I actually gotta give a l- a little credit to this one I could see Homer because what I was trying to do was, I was- you were doing the same thing- I was trying to make- that mouth is brown- and I was trying to make that different, I can see the mouth distinctly better it’s just seemed like a rest of it got a little lost… Tyler: I- I- I overflowed it at the end Mark: Ethan’s! Tyler: I mean Ethan’s…
I mean you can see the eye right there, Mark: Yeah, the mouth, the anger, the drinking problem like, I can see it Ethan: You did a good job with the hair on yours I gotta give you props for that. Mark: Oh thank you, I didn’t know if that would turn out, but…
Tyler: I think, I think overall Mark wins the artistic category. 100%
Mark: Aww, thank you, thank you. So by texture though- and I think we’ll just go overall on this one- ’cause it was just the batter, and batter the same I gotta give it to Tyler, because this is more l-light Ethan: Yeah
Mark: It looks more like a pancake mine are very thin, his is- pancake-like
Ethan: Mine are very- uh… Mark: BUT- *Mark and Ethan giggle* /again/, we gotta like, look at Ethan’s
Tyler: This reminds me of like crepe- crepe thinness, it’s extra eggy Mark: This is a thick crepe *laughs* Tyler: Not, not that one!
Mark: Squidward’s a thick crepe here- Tyler: I’m going with this one, like the crispiness, Mark: He is the crust, it’s Ethan the-
you are very close to me *various Ethan noises/laughter* I would give it to Tyler for the pancakeness of this Ethan: I- I agree. Mark: He’s got the batter down.
Ethan: Ya Now, here comes the hard part-
Ethan: *interrupts* Taste
Mark: Taste Tyler: Alright- we have to try without syrup and then with syrup Mark: Okay, w-we’re just gonna go through each person’s
Ethan: I think that we should do a blind tastetest
Mark: We’d know. Tyler: We’d know. Tyler: We’d totally know
Mark: Alright Take Ethan’s, alright, cheers Tyler: Cheers. Clink-ies! Mark: It’s very sweet!
Tyler: It is very sweet. Mark: It’s very sweet.
Tyler: I do appreciate it.
Mark: It’s light, It’s fluffy, It is fluffy- like, it is not bad Tyler: Got a nice crisp to it,
Mark: It’s not a bad one, it’s just weird ’cause like in the middle it’s kinda goopy
Ethan: *laughs* Tyler: Mine doesn’t, you just have the thick one
Mark: I’ve the thick one, yeah But this is not bad
Tyler: Here try this one. Mark: I- I just don’t mind this
Tyler: I do not mind this at all It is pleasant. It is not bad. Not /pancake/ but- Tyler: I would- I would eat it. To Mark? Mark: Alright, let’s try me. Ethan: Your’s are a little bit bland
Mark: Little bland, Definitely a little bland,
Tyler: But definitely pancake tasting, like texture
Mark: This is the one that could use syrup, like you- you definitely want syrup on it Tyler: Yeah, this is definitely a syrup one *affirmative Mark noise* Tyler: Okay
Mark: Ok not bad, m- pancakey, not as sweet- which may or may not be good- but in my mind I- I still like Ethan’s better Tyler: Alright
Ethan: So we got a little sweet, little bland, will Tyler be right in the middle? Mark: It’s a little chewy
Tyler: A little chewy
Mark: I would say, just a little chewy Tyler: It’s got good flavor Mark: Not bad yeah, it’s sweeter than mine, chewy but- Tyler: It’s like it didn’t fluff quite enough Mark: Yeah I thought it was gonna be fluffier just because of the way it is, but it turned out thicker, not bad, but weirdly enough I gotta give it to Ethan. Tyler: I- I- me too, it tastes good
Mark: It looks bad, it tastes good Ethan: Thanks guys!
Mark: Yeah. That’s a point for everybody Ethan: That is a point for everyone
Mark: We all win Tyler: We’re all winners
I already ate my pancakes so I like- Mark: I eat mine but I’m eating Ethan’s. Tyler: I’m eating Ethan’s too. Mark: It was all that sugar that just *all laughing* BOOM, FUCK Tyler: Like superblast.
*mouth full* I think they all taste good in my umfuffinum Mark: I think we all are winners in our own way, I had the artistic interpretation, you had the pancakey look and feel of it, and you had taste overall I like it! That worked out really well, I mean not every competition has to end in bloodshed and terror
Ethan: No Tyler: *stabs at Mark with spatula* Tyler: I would never stab you with a spactula *Mark and Ethan laugh* Mark: *laughing* Thanks, Tyler! Thank you for that, awww that means so much to me So, anyway that is the end of the pancake challenge we hope you guys enjoyed this we have a lot of fun making it, we have a lot of fun doing this, and from Ethan “the Crust” Nestor to Tyler “the Apocalypse”- *laughing* “the 12 Apocalypses” Scheid and me Mark “Mr. Butterworth” Fischbach. And I expect excellent fan art of that name in the future Tyler: If you guys wanna make pancakes, pancake art
Mark: Oh yeah! *affirmative noise* Tyler: We would love to see it, send it to us tag us, instagram, twitter, Mr. Butterworth: Mr Butterworth. Tyler: Put it in the comments Mark: Yeah so just let us know if you guys wanna do this it is really easy to do, you just get a squeeze bottle, put pancake mix, and just time it up so either way, thank you everybody so much for watching, and as always we will see you In the next video BUH-BYE
Tyler & Ethan: Byeeee

100 thoughts on “Markiplier Makes: Pancakes

  1. GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!! This is what a real comment from me looks like! Don't trust any giveaway or presents as they are all SCAMS!!

  2. I live in Salem Oregon and I can say you have the wrong Salem if you’re thinking of witches. Salem Massachusetts is the right Salem. Just letting you know

  3. The skit at the start they have sounded dumb but they all ended up following the skit marks pancakes were bland and needed syrup syrup Tyler's pancakes for very thick and easy to flip and Ethans pancakes were very Crispy and had a crust so they all follow their original characters perfectly

  4. I know I'm late but I know why Ethan's pancakes didn't form, they melted. He added a lot of sugar and sugar melts, so, that's why, when he flipped the pancake, it was still goopy. I hope I'm right, correct me if I'm wrong please, I just think that was the case. I'm not a Baker but my friend is and she told me a lot about baking so I had the idea that the sugar was the problem. 🙂

  5. markiplier: there is noone more devastating than kirby
    Nintendo: makes kirby the main character in Ultimate Smash Bros World of Light
    me: . . . huh

  6. heres the problem with all of what they did in a list
    left person: added 2 eggs, and too much sugar xD
    middle person: Actually did a good job they added 1 egg only which seemed to actually work out in his favor xD
    right person: used 2 eggs. . . yeah xD
    markiplier did the best at it all surprisingly cause hes the only one that used only 1 egg lol

  7. 5:40
    Ethan: "may i taste your batter"
    Mark: "No"
    Ethan: "One finger?"
    Mark: "Not at All"
    long pause
    Mark: "YoU cAnT tAstE mY bAtTer oN A bOat! YoU cAnt TaSte mY bAtTer oN a mOat"
    Me: WHEEZE

  8. Okay okay okay but hear me out
    Mar sounded like he was doing an impression of dexter for like 90% of the video

  9. Mr. Mark Butterworth is using his cum to cover our pancakes and waffles. At first it was syrup but, then all the women he had they told people that he tasted good , so people asked for his cum .

  10. Mark: I can't believe you don't recognize me. Maybe not with this face. proceeds to rip off fake mask It is me. Markiplier.
    Me: does a really loud fake gasp and acts shocked Oh my goodness I would have never guessed….

  11. These videos always make me hungry
    Also, I’m dead serious, my mom makes the worst pancakes. Burnt on the outside, goopy on the inside, and somehow tastes stale? It doesn’t help that she makes them huge and they look a lot like Ethan’s 😂

  12. I just had the most perfect timed thing happen

    When Mark stopped talking and looked to the side like he heard something weird I heard my dad going
    WWWHHHHHOOOOOOO WWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO

  13. This was surprisingly the least disastrous vid of markiplier makes
    Not saying it wasn't a disaster, but the least disastrous

  14. i love how in the beginning ethan and tyler are introduced all dramatically but in later videos they’re just called wingus and dingus

  15. I hit play, not realizing my volume was set to blast music. My mom CLEARLY heard what was said at the beginning, and became very concerned for my sexual well-being.

  16. Hey Mark I know it's been two years since you filmed this but you should drop your dad's overnight pancake recipe because that sounds good af

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