Kalen Reacts to Breakfast Cereal Waffle Cake

Kalen Reacts to Breakfast Cereal Waffle Cake

Now I don’t know why
this strainer up here. And they done put this cereal
up in here with this milk. That is not how you
eat cereal, girl. OK, now, hold on, wait a minute. Now that is going to be
some soggy-ass cereal. Don’t nobody like their
cereal to be soggy. What is that? Chocolate cereal–
girl, what the hell is chocolate cereal milk? You could have just bought
some chocolate milk. That was a waste
of milk and cereal. With an egg in it? Mm-mm, girl, lies you tell. Wait a minute, that ain’t
even the same color as what just came off of there. Oh, y’all out here
bamboozling people, girl. That look like plastic. [LAUGHS] Buttercream, what y’all trying
to do, give somebody diabetes? More cereal, with a
Captain Crunchy waffle. Girl, ain’t no such
thing as Captain Crunchy. That must be the
Dollar Tree version. Oh, y’all making a waffle cake. Lies you tell. I can tell you what, I don’t
want none of this, honey. This is going to give me
cavities galore, Jesus. White chocolate on top. Oh, look at it drooping down
with the black spectacles. Mhm, child, because
that’s what your mouth is going to look like when
you’ve got all them fillings. Oh, Captain Crunch. Oh, no, ma’am, Cinnamon
Toast Crunch on the top. And then you’re going to cut it. Mm, I feel sorry for
your dentist, baby, because they are going to
get some overtime working on your mouth. Oh, you done cut it. You gonna eat that? Girl, you crazy. Booboo the fool. What’s your cereal? Honey, I don’t know. But I can tell you this. You won’t find it up
in somebody’s cake. The only way I want my cereal
is in a bowl with some milk and the milk comes last, OK? You put the cereal first. [BLEEP] lies.

100 thoughts on “Kalen Reacts to Breakfast Cereal Waffle Cake

  1. I love how he laughs at his own jokes! it just makes me laugh harder than I already am! πŸ˜‚ He has me deadπŸ˜‚

  2. 0:26 β€œwhat a minute that even ain’t the same color!” He better call out Tasty on their BS.

  3. "What's your cereal?"
    Honey I don't know but I tell you this: you won't find it up in somebody cake!

  4. 0:57
    "White chocolate on top?… Ooooohhhh lookitit droopin down…with da black spectacles."


  5. 0:35 β€œyou about to give someone diabetes” boi, I already have diabetes. I have Ebola πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I shπŸ’© diarrhea every single day bruh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

  6. Mum : we are having pizza tonight
    Me : YAY
    Gets home at 16:00
    Mum : here is your dinner chicken n chips
    Me : lies you tell

  7. β€œAin’t no such thing as Captain Crunchy, must be the dollar tree versionβ€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ When I finished watching this I laughed to myself for about 15 minutes before I can do anything else

  9. Do Americans only know how to put icing on a cake and be done? No wonder everyone has diabetes!!!!!!! And are obese!

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