Cake Eaters | #MPGIS S5 | Episode 8

Cake Eaters | #MPGIS S5 | Episode 8


Mackenzie, what the fuck are we doing here? Obviously, Brittnay we’re ordering lunch. Oh good, yeah, I was getting kind of hungry. No, you guys, we’re not here to order food. I brought you here so that you could see what we’re really fighting for. We’re not just trying to win a competition. We’re trying to change the way the world
sees people like us. You mean high schoolers? Americans. When people around the world think of Americans, they don’t think of hot popular people like us. They think of people like that. Hey, excuse me, excuse me Jack! Hey Jack! Jack! Actually, my name is Jacques, monsieur. Yeah, yeah, that’s what I said pal. Listen, I asked for an English menu and this
whole fucking thing here is all in French. Uh no no monsieur, that is an English menu. Oh yeah, then what the fuck is a horse doover? That says hors d’oevrues, monsieur. It is a very common term- Are you fucking getting smart with me, Jack? Why do they all look like that? Yeah, why are they all like, swollen? Oh, did they get stung by a bee? Ooh yeah, like a lot of bees?! Or one really big bee! Ooh yeah, the king bee! Oh, hm, that’s probably what it was. Stung by a king bee. Nobody was stung by a king bee! They’re just fat people. Oooooohhhh! Yeah, come to think of it, you don’t really
see that many fat people in Overland Park. No, for some reason, everyone in Overland
Park looks like they were bought in the girls’ section of a Toys R Us. I know, right? Hey, hey Jack! Jack! You fucked up here, ok? There’s no ice in my water! None! My apologies Madame, but in France we do not
customarily serve water with ice. Are you fucking kidding me? Is this third world? I paid a lot of money to get to France. Your sizes here are bullshit. Man, your country fucking sucks bro. We’ll just have two orders of these steak frights. Ok, steak frites- One of these charred cooter plates- A charcuterie plate- And uh, hey baby, you want a “kee-chee”? Oh yeah! Get me a “kee-chee”, ok? Give her a “kee-chee”. And you know what, get me a “kee-chee” too. Two “kee-chees”, and um, let’s see what else- Oh my god! What are they doing? If they keep ordering like that, then they’re gonna- Because it’ll- And then they, and uh- [Stammering] Oh no Trisha, they know that. They just don’t give a shit. This is the image that the world has of Americans. Rude lazy hippos who eat everything they see
and treat everyone else like garbage. Uh, Mackenzie I think you’re painting with
a bit of a broad brush here. The majority of Americans do not behave like
the human garbage disposals- Uh, order number 32 is ready for takeaway. Two cheese crepes. Spinach quiche. Ham quiche. Escargot quiche. Monte cristo sandwich with four extra slices of ham. Two whole baguettes. Duck confit. And an entire cake. Deandra, is that your order? Hm? Oh, no, I think that’s somebody else. Order number 32 is ready. Order is ready for Deandra! Deandra, that’s definitely your order. Nope, uh, that’s some other Deandra. Very common name. Miss! Girl with the robot arm! Your order is ready! Deandra, for the love of God, just go get
your food. I’m telling you guys, that is not my order. I ordered a salad. I would know if- Here! Take your goddamn food goddamit! Oh ok, thank you so much. Fucking Americans. You see, guys, that’s what they think of us. And honestly, why wouldn’t they? Ok clearly, all of us have some various areas
where we can improve. We as a collective group need to start getting
our act together and- Hey! Hey! Where the fuck are my fries! What the fuck Pierre?! You trying to fuck me on this? You little frog thief! Forget the fucking fries. I’m going to show you how real models fucking act. I won’t forget this, Pierre! I will not forget this! I will be avenged! Saison! Now’s my chance to find out the truth. Brittnay! We don’t have time! Ugh! Grrrrrrr….. Now, look at them. Oh look! Yes! Oh! Oh this is cute! Ooh so sexy. God, they really are beautiful. Wait, are they like in the middle of a photo shoot? That’s how they always look. Like models. Always poised, always elegant, and always
always ready to be photographed. Hey guys, I think we’re pretty fucked. We will be if we don’t start getting our
shit together. From here on out, no more drinking, no more
partying all night, and no more shitting in trash cans. Wow, it’s really just crap on Deandra day
today isn’t it?! Now let’s go find Jeanie, and start training
our asses off. Found her! She’s right there! The fuck! What the hell Jeanie? (Casually) Oh hey girls! Jeanie, what the fuck are you doing with these
four cum-chugging meat creases?! Girls, I believe you know the models from
Team France. Yeah, and you’re the coach of fucking Team USA, so what the fuck? Well, I run a modeling agency, and of course,
we want to represent whoever wins this competition. Now frankly girls, it’s not looking like
it’s gonna be you. My apologies ladies, but the world of modeling
can be rather cutthroat, and it would seem that we are the ones with the sharpest knife. Really? ‘Cuz I thought that this was the sharpest knife. Girls, girls, this isn’t a big deal. I’m still your coach. We’re still gonna try our best to win. Um, actually Jeanie, you’re fired. We took a vote. What?! When? Girls? Right now. That was the vote. You’re fired. What? You can’t fire me. Who’s gonna be your coach? I will! [Mackenzie sighs] Shay, get the fuck out of here! Are you just following us around? [Sighs] Goddamit. You know what Jeanie, we don’t need a coach
to beat these fucking pucker-lipped twats. You fucked up going behind our backs. You should’ve never betrayed us cakeeater! Yeah, snitches get stitches! No Trisha, she’s not a snitch, she’s a traitor. Oh! Well then, what do traitors get? Well, if snitches get stitches, then traitors get… (Gasps) Gators! Ahhh! Gators! Run girls! Run! There’s a gator coming our way! Get the fuck out! C’mon everybody, we’ve got some training
to do. Good luck! You ladies most certainly will need it. Keep it! Come on everyone! Mackenzie, before the competition tomorrow,
there’s something that I need to do. I know. Go prove that that
dumb bitch is a lying Canadian fraud. Thanks. Just be back in time to compete tomorrow. I won’t let you down. Alright, guys let’s run laps! Hey, hey friend! Hi! Can I come with you? Why the fuck do you want to come with me? Time to burn some fat! Because please?! Alright, fine. Nice, looking good Trisha! These French bitches are going down! Alright, you boyfriend-stealing bitch. We’re finally going to find out the truth.

100 thoughts on “Cake Eaters | #MPGIS S5 | Episode 8

  1. They don't customarily put ice in their water because they don't serve tap water. It's a long held tradition due to illnesses that used to plague Europeans in the unclean waters. If you order/drink tap water in, for example, Germany, you either aren't from there or are currently ill.

  2. yeah that probably is how the world sees Americans unless you're from California than they think you're cool which is funny because I live in socal and it sucks here more than anywhere else I've been in the USA

  3. I'm from Kansas City and I work in Overland Park, theres plenty of fat people but I do see more people living healthier lifestyles over there for sure

  4. As an American in America surrounded by Americans, I will say that we do suck. Like half of us are really assholes like that

  5. The American stereotype is known worldwide and it’s disgusting, that’s why I say I’m Dominican when I’m abroad

  6. Everyone in overland park looks like they were bought out of the girls section of toys r us. "BRITANNY" "i know right brushes hair. 😂

  7. "Rude lazy hippoa who eat everything they see and treat people like garbage"

    Yep, that's a pretty close description of how we see Americans unfortunately…

  8. GATOR!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES GIRLS, THERE’S A GATOR AFTER THEM AND ITS COMING OUR WAY 😂😂😂😂😂⭐️ the trishas will forever be my favorite Duo

  9. mOMmMmMmMMMMmpmmm
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  10. Ive only been to the US like twice but both times i was actually shocked by how fat people there are. Even my mum who's overweight said she felt small compared to american women. Like i know canadians are getting pretty fat too but god we're no where near as fat as americans

  11. Trish#2:" -Traiters get gators!" Exactly what I what I was thinking. I don't know how to feel about having a aligned thought of a Trish😶

  12. 3:30 Me, sitting on the couch watching his on my phone, finishing an entire bag of salt and vinegar potato chips: Yeah, what a bunch of PIGS!

  13. I’m super behind on everything. But I saw the mpgis app is gone from the App Store. Will the extras on the app ever be made available on the channel cause I really want to see that phone call between Than and Shaw lol

  14. Actually,as a British person I see Americans as thin people who see British people as "fancy". That's I see this in my opinion.

  15. This is going to sound weird but when Trisha asked what Traitors get, i honestly thought "gators".
    Am i as dumb or as pure?

  16. Juliette: GOOD LUCK you ladies most certainly need it
    Brittney: (yeet's knife)
    Sophia: (dramatic gasp)
    Juliette:oop!
    Brittney:Keep it!
    🤣😂😄😅

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